2:15 on a Wednesday! 495 south=parking lot. Gotta love D.C. #shootmenow

Ahhh!! New tools! It's like Christmas day for construction workers. #nowitstimetodestroyit

Files cabinets? Apparently the only requirement to be a designer at my company is to be completely retarded. #English

Time to give this a shot. It's only been in my fridge for 2 months now. #slacker

Apparently he found his spot to sleep tonight. For the love of God, please nobody startle him. #dangerouslocation

This will have to do for now.

An excellent end to the evening! #totalfatty #dontjudgeme

Loving the sweet Asian mullet!! I think its Birrry Way Cyrus.

Finally made it to my first game of the season. Too bad it wasn't JV out there throwing 8 1/3 no hit ball. #perfect

Apparently I missed the memo when they turned rt7 into a parking lot. I just wanna go home!

Deliciousness!!!

Happy Birthday to me! Time to go show off my Datsyukian skills at the rink this weekend. #Hockeytweet