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Kelli Owen

@kelli_owen

Short, spunky thriller/horror author with opinions...

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Gotta love, Emily... #fb

The posti-notes I'll be using for all correspondence with IRS today... #fb #dayjob

Up with the birds #nyquilfail but I have uplifting messages on my cough drops & solitude for the muse :)

I wonder if my kids ever wish they had a "normal" mom...? #fb

what does a writer do after they submit their finished mss to the publisher? start the next thing!! #mitm #fb

Writing away like a good monkey while the house sleeps & I looked over to find a tiny magic wand... Hmmm #wtd-c

No where on this can does it mention battery acid!! It burns... It burns... I need wasabi to soothe my tongue! #fb

Heeeeello, Monday... Here's the rules:
1. I'm in charge
2. See number 1

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Dirty feet & a firepit... Yup, bring on summer!! :)) #happygypsy #fb

Found one!! Now, to test this DIY iPhone speaker thing... Chances this will end well? Should we start a pool?! :))

Seriously, best co-worker evah! I love my little surprises... And her timing is always impeccable :)) #Tee4theWIN #fb

Lovely last minute clients :)) #taxseason

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coolest word EVER!!!! =))) #fb

LOL... Yesterday I sent him this one:

Apropos chocolate bar... Gift from client :))

Yay delivery!! Monday saved by co-work moonlighting as pampered chef girl... Just gotta get the poison portion :))

Yay delivery!! Monday saved by co-work moonlighting as pampered chef girl... Just gotta get the poison portion now :)

Hmmm seems the plow driver took the stop sign seriously, said "fuck it" and went home... #fb